Moi in Chanel

Somewhere back in Dubai

I'm unimpressed by GRAZIA UK...

Bloody hell, does GRAZIA Magazine REALLY has noone else to put on the cover??! 

A sister of the girl from the countryside AGAIN?

Please. Just leave her alone, so that she can at least sort out her fake tan and wardrobe.

I'm officially bored.

And what is wrong with GRAZIA's Fiona McIntosh?

Week by week she blabs out something absolutely ridiculous.

I know that by saying this I'll probably never get a job at this magazine (oh well, the January internship in Vogue will do, you know).

So far it's obvious she absolutely hates Gisele Bundchen. Jealousy, Fiona?..

Also, according to her, child-modelling is sexually-exploiting and for paedophiles. 

And all the other gorgeous women like Tamara/Petra Ecclestone, et al are horrible people - I take its because of having long legs and thick hair. Logically.

Oh yes, and Birkins are wrong and disgusting.

That's just a bit of a cave-woman things to say... 

On the contrary, Polly Vernon is COOL.

She is probably one of the first brave people who admitted that Kate Middlton's style is really granny-like, the nude tights and black suede knee-boots are faux-pas and a girl is a bit wrong in rejecting a personal stylist.

Brave! Well done.

Ford. Tom Ford.

Tremble, People.

My Third artwork from the Famous Collection.

Great Tom says 'F*ck all unfashionable people".

Yes, that's right. This post is about KARL.

Oh, Monamour....

Surely, we are destined for each other. *Sign*.

Who else, who - could ever be so elegant, genius and perfect??!

P.S. And somebody better tell me where to get one of these AMAZING dolls!!!!!!!!!!!

Donatella

Whatever people say, I think she's absolutely fabulous. And such a character!

So I've decided I'd paint her as a goddess. 

Mireille

Maggie

Sudden Inspiration...

Ta-daaah!!...

KARL T-SHIIIIIIIIRT!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____^

I have found an absolutely FABULOUS shop in Notting Hill a couple of weeks ago, and I am so kind that I'm going to tell ya'll about it. So bow down. The Village Bicycle offers a great selection of rare brands like Todd Lynn, Mark Fast, Eleven Paris (from which I got 2 Karl t-shirts) and others. The interior looks like it's been made in heaven for my favourite video by Lady Gaga - 'Judas': it's just fab. Mouthwatering jewellery selection, witty t-shirts (which I want a hundred dozens of!!!), and downstairs is just a lair of one-of-a-kind pieces!!!!!! Next time I'll definitely buy a cut-out swimsuit, and a gooorgeous pink suede biker jacket.

And moi and 'Rolling Karl'
















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